Manifestos

Beatrice has taken to writing long manifestos every day on all manner of topics (as well as letters to her favorite authors and people like Jane Goodall).

 

A few of my favorites:

 

 

 

Forces:

Gravity keeps the earth from going into space. Friction slows things down. Mechanical forces are made by your own hand! The mechanical forces are pushing and pulling. We love love love forces! Horay for the forces! Ya! The End. P.S. Look for more online. The End.

 

 

 

Newton's laws

An object eating his favorite candy-bar waching a movie at home or is having a nap wants to keep doing what hes doing, and a object at play tends to keep playing unless a force stops it.

 

 



The Baby
A note from the author: This tale is Sleeping Beauty. So here it comes.
Beatrice

The Qeen gave birth to a baby, but she will die! that bad wich! The qeen and king were very scared. They had to hide her. The witch wiuld kill her! It was bad enough they almost fel right out of there thrones. They did not want her to die. But she wiuld. No one liked the sound of that. But, true loves kiss she will be fine. The End.
P.S. Look for more online. The End.

 

The Tale of Fun Facts

We all live with air water and sun. That's why most fish live in the sunlight zone. We will starve without food, so we have food. Earth is graet! The End.

 

 

The Tale of Liveing

You have air water and sun! All you need to live! Evreyone needs air water and sun. You love living so do not hurt the earth, or you will die. Be happy living!

 

 

 

 

This tale is about: even more fun facts!

Fish are considered food for us. so that's why in Jaws* the shark ate the fishrmen. Eveyone knows he's not nice at all. I would kill him. Any-way, it not nice to say kill. Well, I do not like that part. Back to facts, it's not real.

Fish need to protect them-selves to live. The flying fish fly into the sky to protct them. Jellyfish sting and crabs put sea-urchins on there backs. We love fish! Fish are graet to eat and look at. Fish are good for you! Besids, fish tast graet! Yum! I love fish! They are yummy! The End.

P.S. Look for more online. The End.







 

 

From a fan letter to Mary Pope Osborne, the author of The Magic Treehouse series: "I wish I could sneak into your house and steal all your books without you ever noticing."

Her long, unfinished letter to Jane Goodall begins, "Why do you love chimps so much?"


A love note to herself



Most of them end this way: "P.S. look for more online. The End."

 

* She's never seen Jaws, of course, but we told her about the plot.