Lots more Beatrice and Arthur quotes to catch up on - I can't wait until William has some, too.
Beatrice
(Excitedly) "I'm beginning to use idioms!"
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(In a quiet, serious voice) "In Candyland there is nothing to eat but candy and to eat it you have to destroy the entire world."
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"The worst surprise is lava."
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Beatrice often alludes to her belief that when we die, people will write our lives down in history books so the next generation can read about us.
We were driving home from her elementary school's Family Night picnic when she looked out the window and said, "This is a good life. When we die the people who come after us will be happy to read that the people who used to live here had such a good life."
Arthur
Arthur is extremely melodramatic, especially when he is sick, when he is given to saying things like, "I'm dying," "I need to go to the emergency room," and "I'll never be well again!" (I first noticed this when he was only
eleven months old.)
When he's sick he also moans without stopping for literally
hours.
Recently he had a cold. He collapsed on the sofa in his mermaid costume, moaning, and then looked up to say weakly, "Mommy, am I a beautiful mermaid?"
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Arthur insisted he was going to play with board games in the back room by himself, and threw a huge tantrum when Beatrice tried to join him. Then a few minutes later he needed help opening one of the boxes, so he came back into the living room and declared, "Beatrice, I've made a decision - you can play board games with me."
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"Newspapers are not true! But vampires are true!"
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Summer: What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
Arthur: A thunder toy.
Summer: What's a thunder toy?
Arthur: That's for Santa to figure out.
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Summer: Why is there sand in your nose?
Arthur: I decided to lie down and have a nap at the park, in the sandbox. I don't regret it.
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In response to being chastised with "you know better," Arthur wrapped himself in a bath towel and exclaimed, "I'm a queen who doesn't know better!"
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Getting dressed: "Someday I'm going to be a beautiful man."
Then, later, "When I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful engineer."
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"Do you know what a hypothesis is? It's a guess you make, and you test it, and it's always wrong."